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next day: I invented something called a subscription!
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Letter e replacements are available as part of a letter subscription package. The basic package has z, q, j, x, and k for only costs £25 per month. If you want to include e, you’ll have to upgrade to the deluxe premium pack which has every letter, for only £79 per month.*
*Punctuation not included. English alphabet only, terms and conditions apply. May not be used for commercial, blasphemous, or heretical purposes.
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What sayest thou?
parchment casket loaden scrolle?!?
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Please contact HP PrinterCare
> Sends messenger on horseback
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Please subscribe to print
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“PC Load Letter”
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