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next day: I invented something called a subscription!

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The day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.

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or we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)

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Letter e replacements are available as part of a letter subscription package. The basic package has z, q, j, x, and k for only costs £25 per month. If you want to include e, you’ll have to upgrade to the deluxe premium pack which has every letter, for only £79 per month.*

*Punctuation not included. English alphabet only, terms and conditions apply. May not be used for commercial, blasphemous, or heretical purposes.

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What sayest thou?
parchment casket loaden scrolle?!?

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Back upon thine ass with ye ol resurrection.

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“How is girl got pergament?”

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“I think I got gf bergamot, what to do next?”

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Add some vanilla, lavender, and black tea.

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Thine instruction be murky, alas my Jerry sticketh inside the mechanism

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How is babby formed?

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Please subscribe to print

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Please contact HP PrinterCare

> Sends messenger on horseback

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“PC Load Letter”

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The manuscript clearly states this - I don’t understand such confusion in this thread.

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