276 points

Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?

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Pack it in guys this is the comment.

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I don’t remember this scene in Shrek

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That’s because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek’s choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

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7 points

It was the rule 34 version.

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62 points

A donkey is ill-equipped to give even a passable blowjob.

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41 points

It’s a speaking donkey so don’t assume standard donkey laryngeal and//or oral anatomy

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8 points

Hehe you said “oral”.

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7 points

I, too, initially did not read the meme carefully enough.

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12 points

Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl’s dick. It’s girl dick, there isn’t much interesting to say about it.

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2 points

I’m not sure I wholly agree with you there.

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Yeah but a talking donkey in the hand is worth at least two birds in the bush …

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8 points

Yeah but a woman with a dick has three in the bush.

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5 points

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it

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1 point

But in the morning? He’s making waffles.

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1 point

Maybe it’s a real Donkey Chotte

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That’s more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.

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But this “unprocessed salami” can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it’s an easy pick.

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54 points

But the unprocessed Salami will suck my dick. So

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37 points

But the human will let you suck her dick. So

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12 points

Yeah, but I’ve already done that. So

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20 points

Unprocessed salami?

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sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit

rascals

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How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don’t think you’re talking about when a family farm’s donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I’m honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.

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O.O

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Really expensive salami is often made from horse or donkey

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14 points

You might be taking the internet too seriously

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4 points

You might take me too seriously

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6 points

Seriously might be taking too internet

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12 points

I have yet to meet the random animal that I dislike more than the average human.

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Looks like an elf to me!

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0 points

Rarified salami, hahaha, that got a good chuckle out of me

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48 points

Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?

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The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.

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31 points

Dude didn’t stutter. Saving the woman.

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A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do?

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4 points

Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?

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Really, really not a problem. Just checking. I didn’t spot it the first time and it changed my perspective but not my answer.

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