251 points

50/50 chance they believe you.

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Yeah, 50% person actually restarted, 30% chance person is lying, 20% chance person just turned the monitor off and back on.

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13 points

My buddy works IT for a company and that 20% chance is one he encountered just last week!!

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76 points

80 percent chance they reboot it themselves anyways.

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35 points

80% seems really low

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10 points

100% chance to remember the name

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I just recently had a wfh user ship me one of his monitors back because we had exhausted every thing I could think of troubleshooting-wise. When it arrived I unboxed it, plugged it in and the damn thing worked fine. I followed up with him and finally realized he had been trying to push the damn power LED instead of the actual power button.

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7 points

Searching for a button is sometimes really hard, as manufacturers are quite inventive. But then again, reading an instruction is usually an option even if it is last resort (in the list it’s right after mailing the monitor to the support, it seems)

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12 points

I lied while RMAing a video card… kinda.

I spoke with an incredibly nice Indian fellow, and he asked me to try some troubleshooting. I had done all of it before, so I… pretended. But I told him all of the things I experienced when I did those steps (and lied further by giving ample time to pretend to do things.)

He RMA’d it just fine in the end and it works five years later. But I did feel bad about lying. I just didn’t want to take my whole working setup and do the troubleshooting steps again D:

You get a lot of shit MSI, but you did me goodly.

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10 points

Thought that was House MD rule number one. Everybody lies. Wait. That means IT lies! How deep does the rabbit hole go?

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5 points

The rabbit lies too.

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2 points

House lied and not everybody lies.

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57 points

I tend to just check uptime before asking this question.

If I see the machine has been up for weeks and they tell me they rebooted it, I know i’m dealing with someone who doesn’t know that pressing the power button on the monitor doesn’t turn the computer off.

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18 points

Could also be windows fault.

It likes to do soft restarts and not actually restart.

I started telling my users to always hold shift when shutting down or restarting to make sure it shuts down fully.

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AFAIK fast startup only affects shutdown, clicking restart will always do a full reboot. Shift clicking shutdown will do a full shutdown like you said, but shift clicking restart will start recovery mode.

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I explain fast boot to people by saying “for some reason Microsoft went and made the Shut Down button not actually shut down your PC, it really just puts it into a ‘deep sleep’ mode, and to their credit, it lets them say that boot times are faster… But it also means that in order to FULLY restart the PC, you have to click restart… I know it’s a pain”

Usually I get looked at like I’m from another planet, but that reaction means they’ll probably remember it later.

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11 points

I don’t even bother checking. I tell them I’m going to do something on my side that might cause their computer to reboot and then reboot it remotely.

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24 points

“Did you restart your computer?”

“… yes?”

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36 points

opens task manager

sees a system uptime of 4 years

I’ll lose my tabs!

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2 points

And several gigabytes of ram taken by chrome.

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22 points

“OK then do me a favor, shut it down, unplug the power for 5 second and plug it back in”

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3 points

Everyone uses laptops that plug into workstations like desktops now.

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21 points

The user always lies. Or even if they don’t, they can’t intimidate the ghosts in the machine like you can.

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7 points

This why I ask “can you restart it again, and just tell me what you see, please”

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3 points

20/80 tbh

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146 points

“Did you make sure it’s plugged in?”

“Of course I did! Do you think I’m an idiot?”

“You mind just checking for me real quick?”

“…”

“Sir?”

“Never mind, it’s working now.”

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I’ve unironically had this happen to me, same friend, twice.

They had the audacity to blame me, despite being generous enough to perform some basic maintenance and performance enhancements.

Then when they got home, forgot to plug it back in.

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15 points

I’ve done it before, although I figured it out before asking for help. We all do dumb stuff sometimes. Just admit it and don’t be a jerk about it!

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21 points

I had one where yes everything was plugged in but… The power strips never plugged into the wall… They were just plugged into each other.

That one turned out to be an annoying bit of cable management that I wouldn’t have had to do if they would have just left things alone and let me handle the original ticket

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8 points

Never ask if it’s plugged in. Always ask them to unplug it and plug it in again. That way they don’t feel condescended to.

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5 points

That’s a good tip!

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1 point

Selfcheck if you’re an idiot.

Btw, be friendlier with your supporters.

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Took my freshly re-cobbled together computer to local computer guy after an upgrade with hand-me-down parts. He asked what was wrong and I said there was an alarm for the CPU fan, and that I’d torn the case open and hooked a second fan into the CPU fan connection and it also didn’t work, and the I plugged the CPU fan into a different connection and got it working, so by elimination I was pretty sure the fans were good and the connection in the motherboard was bad.

He seemed mildly amused/impressed by my spiel. I’m not really a computer person, but swapping out parts to narrow down the source of the problem seemed logically basic.

I ended up chilling with him while he worked on things. He found WinZip on my desktop and let out a “whoa retro.” which hurt me deeply.

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105 points

I’m not really a computer person

Yes, you are.

seemed logically basic

See. You are.

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45 points

winzip

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21 points

Yes, retro.

Did it display the payment nag screen ironically or seriously?

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71 points

If you are messing around the inside of a desktop pc, you are already more of a computer person than the average person.

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8 points

Use 7zip

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🤓

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94 points

“Ok let me check on something”

Uptime: 156 hours

"let’s restart using what I like to call, ‘the right way’ "

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“I restart every day before going home”

Uptime: 19:23:07:24

Yeah… Logging off isn’t restarting…

(Brought to you by my actual day today)

E: correct autocorrect

E2: of course that’s not why I told her. I explained how fastboot sometimes takes over and doesn’t actually restart the device, only “refreshes” the experience. I recommended she restart at least once a week. We’ll see what happens.

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8 points

windows doesnt actually shut down, its some kind of hybrid hibernation now. it only really reboots if you actually reboot. so they may actually be “shutting down” every day.

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5 points

They have successfully circumvented the reboot. I just always turn that setting off. SSDs are ubiquitous, nobody needs a fake shutdown. It just causes more issues.

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6 points

If you are internal IT you (or someone at least) should disable fastboot though GPOs

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5 points

Idk how that person’s IT works, but in mine, that would probably warrant a lot of paperwork. The techs would have to pitch the change to client management, client management would have to pitch it to change management and provide test results to show it has no side effects, then deal with the techs complaining about the uptick in tickets about slow boot times or people justifying never shutting down or restarting with it taking so long to boot.

Not that they’re actually slow, our users are just super entitled. I got to observe the rollout of automatic screen lock for security reasons, and the ensuing pushback. The audacity of having to reenter your password if you’ve spent more than ten minutes doing nothing!

Security even managed to push for reducing it to five minutes after some unfortunate incident… but it got reverted for reasons you can probably guess. Hint: shit always flows downward.

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Our company policy is not to disable it. I tried getting it approved a year or so ago : /

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76 points

If I had a nickel for every time I was troubleshooting with a friend and discovered they thought turning the monitor off and on again was “rebooting the computer” I’d be depressingly wealthy.

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“What do you see when it’s coming back up?”

“Right back to the problem I’m having!”

“So you don’t see [insert OEM logo here]?”

“Nope. And it’s still frozen!”

“Where’s the power button you’re holding down?”

“On the monitor!”

Open the window and throw it out, please

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*Shuts the laptop lid and opens it.
“Ok! It’s restarted”
IT person: “Well that was certainly quick. Are you sure you restarted it?”
Person: *Feels smug about how they were able to restart quicker than most people.

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17 points

I once did a house call over an hour away to turn on elderly couples monitor back on. Didn’t feel good about giving them the bill.

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0 points

Just imagine they’re MAGA

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