I mean if it just falls out on it’s own, you’ll need to get a new, bigger one anyway and the prince won’t find who it fits… Because it no longer does.

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I like how you really thought this through.

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I’ve experienced it. 😉

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Kolanak, you are a beautiful, multifaceted weirdo, and seeing your comments really help make Lemmy feel like home. Please do some kegels to help ease your gaping asshole.

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Alternatively, achoo

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This is a story I can get behind

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you had to plug your comment don’t you?

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Wait, they didn’t give us a full rebuttal!

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Don’t be anal.

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Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!

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Does… Does he wash it first?

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The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.

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That last sentence cracked me up

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Well, princess or “princess”.

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Fur slipper > Glass slipper > Fur tail

I love it when jokes come full circle.

Fur slipper was likely a nod and wink that the prince knew Cinderella intimately…

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The Prince was asking women to pull up their dress so he could inspect their snatchpatch?

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That makes the story so much funnier.

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In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?

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goatse

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