53 points

My state of hearing, to a T 😂

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Naah that is basically impossible to distinguish when you are sitting on a noise train.

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I wish that was why, but sometimes this happens in a quiet room

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My buddy says a thing when he doesn’t understand but doesn’t want to offend.

Man: lots of psychopaths

Him: “You know it! All day every day”

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LOL, friend of mine has a similar technique:

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Haha I say Fucking A.

Works for everything.

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Is that where that came from? I always wondered how we got that saying. A joke in a movie makes sense at least

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Uh, no I doubt the movie got the line from this person’s friend.

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3 points

just slip the rent under my door

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That was very satisfying at the end.

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This went from a hundred to a zero real quick 😂

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