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Facts!

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108 points

Is that the guy that likes to give blow jobs to dead pigs?

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That’s probably how he caught werewolf gonorrhea.

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You have to be careful with information like that. It might encourage some greedy little pigboy to become an hero.

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I thought that was former UK Prime Minister David Cameron.

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¿Por que no los dos? Maybe they even like to do it together?

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81 points

Almost worth making a Facebook account to disseminate facts like this.

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almost

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I’ve still got one I keep semi-active (to stay in touch with long-distance relatives who aren’t tech-savvy enough to move past their first social media site, LOL) and I’ll happily post this over there!

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I keep mine alive for the same reason. This got me to post there for the first time since 2 or 3 years

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They stopped fact checking just like Twitter didn’t stop fact checking. It means they only stopped fact checking right wing news or popular posts that Zuckerberg doesn’t like.

I assure you, if a Luigi post got popular, Facebook will “fact check” it before it gains traction.

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Just like any corporate status quo enforcer would yeah. Eh this is me probably preaching to the choir.

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Now that you mention it, it’s interesting, considering how we all share the same views, how we use this platform to preach to ourselves rather than to organize and collaborate

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6 points

Interesting and unfortunate.

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I’ve long said that it’s possible venting anger on social media may be kinda like announcing you’re gonna do something healthy and then not actually following through, because the brain’s flawed reward system gives you the good feel chemicals for just fantasizing about going on that run instead of actually going for a run.

The next question I consider is if it wasn’t a deliberate consequence in the early internet…are the billionaire corporates in charge of social media platforms aware of this now, thereby actively seeking out ways to make us docile more efficiently so we don’t get “uppity?”

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Ol’ Rat Cock is at it again, smh.

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