This shit is all too realistic.
Don’t worry, everyone. Trump will be in office soon, and everything will get fixed.
He’ll magically lower the prices of fire hoses and air tanker pilot training.
/s is mandatory, if you need evidence that your take is a commonly held belief then I give you 6,264,244 DNC voters who stayed home and 77,303,573 Trump voters who showed up.
Listen, randomfirstword+randomsecondword, you’re gonna have to get a better script from your handler, because shit like this may have worked 6 years ago, but now it’s just static.
FiniteBanjo is my actual brandname. Site launches sometime this year.
WBY mr. randomadjective randomverb?
Just like the kids in The Goonies fixed the statue of David by gluing the dick back on upside down, so too shall Trump invert the American dingus in acts of corporate interest and capitalistic greed.
“Please turn off the space lasers.”
If it wasn’t for the community I would have eaten the onion
Israel is a terrorist state