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This shit is all too realistic.

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Don’t worry, everyone. Trump will be in office soon, and everything will get fixed.

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Absolutely! He has the best plans. Just ask him what they are.

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The best concepts of plans.

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His plans are war, he says he will empower Israel even more and then as a result warring with Lebanon and Iran, possibly Egypt but maybe not, will spread.

He hasn’t outright said the consequences of his actions but it doesn’t take a genius to work it out.

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He’ll magically lower the prices of fire hoses and air tanker pilot training.

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more like he will jack up the prices and personally pocket the difference somehow

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/s is mandatory, if you need evidence that your take is a commonly held belief then I give you 6,264,244 DNC voters who stayed home and 77,303,573 Trump voters who showed up.

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Listen, randomfirstword+randomsecondword, you’re gonna have to get a better script from your handler, because shit like this may have worked 6 years ago, but now it’s just static.

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FiniteBanjo is my actual brandname. Site launches sometime this year.

WBY mr. randomadjective randomverb?

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Can’t tell if it’s sarcasm, or if you’re super misguided…

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Just like the kids in The Goonies fixed the statue of David by gluing the dick back on upside down, so too shall Trump invert the American dingus in acts of corporate interest and capitalistic greed.

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What a sentence

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Liberal reveals fundamental incapability of understanding why every county in their entire nation shifted towards Trump

In other news, water is wet and libs support genocide

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You’re gonna have to learn to troll harder. This is pretty weak bait, bruv.

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I wonder if some client has support for regex-blocking of users… somehow I’ve blocked a lot of weird trolls with usernames similar to this one

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44 points

“Please turn off the space lasers.”

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If it wasn’t for the community I would have eaten the onion

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Israel is a terrorist state

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It has been for a long time.

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America as well

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