78 points
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…and I don’t even care that much about the grass to be honest.
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22 points
🎵 Take me down to the Paradise City,
Where the women are men,
But they got big titties. 🎵
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36 points
When you’re young, horny and reasonably healthy it makes a lot more sense.
13 points
26 points
How old I am:
Translated Paradise City into French for my gf, hand written in a perfumed letter on real stationary. She loved it. Yes, I got laid, but that was happening anyway as we were 18.
10 points
… did she know that was a translation, or you went like "here is an original French poem I wrote about you "
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15 points
I mean… I’ve been where the grass is spray painted rocks and the girls aren’t pretty… I’d rather green grass and pretty girls.