🎵 Oh won’t you please let me bone 🎵

“Take me down to the paradise city where the chicks have dicks and the men have titties!”

Are you sure about that?

Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home (I want you, please, take me home)

https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-paradise-city-lyrics

I mean they repeat it a whole bunch of times.

From Genius:

"Guns N Roses guitarist Slash – who wrote most of the music for this song – wanted the repeat of the chorus to change to:

Where the girls are fat
And they’ve got big titties

Lead singer Axl Rose didn’t go for it. Instead it follows with nice sights most Americans long to find. Particularly for being better than usual (after all, the grass is always greener on the other side).

Note the alliteration: grass, green and girls."

Thanks for the fun fact! I didn’t know this.

We always used to sing … “Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty”

Fuck, high school summers hanging out in the park with pretty girls (most girls were pretty, as I recall). I didn’t need much more than that.

I’m gonna go build my own theme park! With Blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!

…good weed enhances…

Well if the grass is dead, most other plants will probably be too.

And attractiveness is subjective.