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JD Vance only eats the cat food part of lucky charms pass it on

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knew exactly what you meant and have never heard that before. Absolutely love it

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JD Vance eats catfood? What a weirdo.

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What would you do if you found a can of cat food in my apartment?

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Dim the lights. Two open cans of whiskers puree on the table. And lots of couch.
It’ll cost you fifty to watch though.

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He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

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He eats pieces of shit for breakfast too?
Oh boy

(Sadly they’re making Happy Gilmore 2)

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Another group chat… couched in secrecy.

Vance blushes furiously.

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The eyeliner in that photo… 🤌 😙

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I notice this, why he do that? Look so stupid.

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I know headline grammar is different than normal, but this one still sounds weird to me.

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Yeah it seems like a typo. There -> there’s

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🎵Code Monkey get up, get coffee🎶

🎶Code Monkey go to job🎵

🎵Code Monkey have boring meeting🎶

🎶Boring manager Rob🎵

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Rob say code monkey very diligent

But his output stink

His code not functional or elegant

What does code monkey think?

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What do* code monkey think

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Vice Vice President Vance

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President Musk
First Buddy Donny
VP Gilligan

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Vice to the President

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Assistant to the Vice President

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