54 points

The comfyness of loved ones is sacrosanct!

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38 points

What’s the next step in the plan there? Go for a walk for a few hours? Sleep in the shed? Maybe head off to the pub.

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43 points

Impromptu security review

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22 points

Maybe head off to the pub

Take car. Go to Mum’s. Kill Phil - “Sorry.” - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?

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7 points

It said “earlier today”, so I assume the sun was well up and sleeping was not an issue. And unless the weather was horrendous, any of those sound fine. Being outside for a bit isn’t a major emergency.

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3 points

Honestly all three sound nice in a way.

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19 points

Am I the only one that prefers it when their partner respects him/herself and just makes sure they get inside? I’d rather have my partner get me to open the door than to be scared about possibly making it “less comfy” for me.

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14 points

I don’t think bro was actually gonna be sleeping outside, gnome saying.

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It reads like he respects her more then himself. Which is unhealthy.

I guess it’s the ambiguity of the internet.

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It reads like a cutesy comment on the internet. Reading into it that way feels more unhealthy than the witty repartee presented, tbh.

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2 points

It’s either a joke, fake, or this person has mental illness. Either way it’s not worth thinking much about.

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