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Ambii [she/her, they/them]

Ambii@hexbear.net
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Nobody told me your pp would swell up like a bee sting if you use it too much in one day.

Freaked me out waking up at 4am to pee and wondering why it was so hard to pull the skin back. There’s no bruising or anything but it feels like i have phimosis. People online said it’s probably because of atrophy or skin thinning and should go away in a day or two which calmed me down

Hoping it’s not atrophy because I thought I’d been doing a good job of keeping up

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Good riddance, thank you king *bows politely* it’s almost like those fucking tankie fucks don’t understand they’re in a horseshoe theory echo chamber. Now that we’ve defederated we can keep echo chamber thought away from us.

If those commie cum worshiping bastards understood that when my grandparents got chased out of cuba by those red fash, it’d almost be like i could be rich right now because of my grandparent’s farms that got taken over by castro.

I’m so exhausted by interacting with those ‘people’ over the internet, that’s why i’m voting trump so they get what’s cumming to them.

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Haven’t played it myself but I’ve absorbed a lot of it through tiktok clips.

I’m mildly obsessed with it because it gives me a weird sort of gender envy that’s hard to explain.

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I got a new backpack yesterday and my girlfriend immediately said it was queer coded.

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My overwatch 14 day suspension is up in 4 days and I finally got a response to my “what did i even say” ticket

spoiler

A Game Master resolved your ticket, and left the following response:

Greetings.

The penalty notification email includes all information that will be shared. Customer support cannot provide additional details of any kind.


okay cool thanks very cool super cool

Guess I can’t say frick anymore

I’ll just continue to get called a pedo for picking sombra and praying the mods ever actually do anything ig

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Anyone have a decent vegan substitute (in terms of texture) for the ground beef in mapo tofu?

I’ll probably ask /c/food as well when I wake up but I was already here.

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I wanna contribute but I’ve been tending to my friend group’s Minecraft server.

Once I finish our tavern, a farm, and a storage network, I’ll be starting my gay farm on the hexbear server

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2 weeks. luckily i already have an alt so i’m not overly bummed, just a little sad i won’t be able to immediately buy the jade weapon

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It’s not my fault she’s literally me (latina, trans, bisexual, stupid)

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