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AnnoyingPedant

AnnoyingPedant@lemmynsfw.com
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Your comments are always great. Thanks for being a part of this community!

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Hey! I just realized your username is from Farscape! I was like, “Delvian… Delvian… I know that from somewhere…” Great show. Ignore me and carry on…

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Coral.

Also, damn.

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Agreed. AI girls often have extra bones in places, so making them cyborgs makes a lot of sense. Thats just hardware!

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They’re lovely, as are you. Let me count the ways.

  1. They exist
  2. They will never sag
  3. You shared them with us
  4. Your nipples look delicious
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Is anyone else put-off by the hall of mirrors effect on labia in some AI porn?

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How old is the cat?

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My girlfriend and I were rollerblading (1996) in the high school parking lot and this kid who always followed her around like a puppy was annoying her. She had me sit down and she sat on my lap while she got me inside her and started riding me. As he came near, she lifted her skirt so he could see what was happening, and he ran off, shocked.

So, got ridden on school property while in Rollerblades by my GF who was also in Rollerblades.

Only slightly more tame was when we went outside at a party and had sex on a little hill in the garden of what we thought was the back yard, but turned out to be the front yard with dog walkers going by. Both party goers and pedestrians were cheering us on when we realized we weren’t exactly private (which was our intention for slipping outside). Tame because at least it was dark outside, but perhaps less tame because we were drunk and thought we were “alone” at first.

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Without down votes, votes are meaningless.

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