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Atrabiliousaurus

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And if it tastes sweet you might have diabetes

R.I.P. Patrice O’Neal.

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Wasn’t trying to suggest that, just thought it was funny that there’s a pic of a cute topless chick and people are all interested in the scenery. But yeah, other pic I saw was from Oahu and this looks like somewhere in the Hawaii Kai to Makapu’u area to me, probably Sandy Beach cause the park and hills and trees match pretty well.

Sandy Beach is where Obama went bodysurfing when he was President, dangerous as fuck, loads of spinal injuries there from people getting piledrived by the shorebreak. Really fun though.

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Yeah probably true. I only thought to look it up because I knew active and passive sonar was a thing.

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Lol. All the posts with her have people wondering what the locations are. My money is on Sandy Beach, Oahu for this one.

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Shoddy Table, Uneven Horizon and Spreadable Pustules. *Devil horns*

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lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats

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And how precise is the telekinesis?

Also what range. Could you remotely rear naked choke anyone in the world, or just apply a leg press of a couple hundred pounds to their brain stem or some shit? Punch world leaders in the nuts at will? Crash planes by fucking with flight controls? Deorbit satellites? Divert asteroids into earth’s path?

Also, could you double jump or straight fly with it?

Manipulate roulette balls for quick money or meddle in sporting events you bet on (just telekinetically stuffing basketball shots and putt attempts and shit would be hilarious). Seems like telekinesis would be amazing.

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