We’re not brigading, it was on our feed.

Drawing straws to see who gets to nudge it down a hill and run.

Plague state.

Strawman. Hyperbole. Whataboutism. Ad hominem. Ad absurdum. Anecdotal evidence. Citations needed. Fact check pending. Illegal right turn. Curb your dog. That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

Me: Can we go to Venus?

Mom: No, we have Venus at home.

The Venus at home:

Turns around

W-where? I don’t s-see anything…

That half a large, poorly-behaved dog? Me.