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Beluga [comrade/them]

Beluga@hexbear.net
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Me before smoking crack: life is boring, I have to shop for food and pay my bills, my cock fell off a week ago and I haven’t done anything about it

Me after smoking crack: aliens claim the rights to Turkey and plan to invade

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I always dump a bunch of it in beans and it’s always a treat slurping it up like noodles

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