ComfyMuffin

Holy shit

Universal memory

I’ll bet they have caramel on the inside, eh?

panics in communion

Oh no, that’s terrible, where? Where exactly?

“Now prisoner 24601…”

My cousins and I used to stay up until the early hours of the morning using TextPlus on our ipods lol

I can look at a small open space (trunk, corner of a room, shelves, etc) a and then look at the item I need to fit in that space and say with a decent amount of confidence “yeah that’ll fit perfectly” or “that’s gonna be slightly too big”

We did a case study on this in college. The bakery didn’t refuse service to them, they told the couple that they were more than welcome to pick any of the predesigned cakes they had, but the bakery wouldn’t make a pride specific cake.