Diddlydee

Do you have functioning eyes?

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

The Terror is marvelous. If you’re thinking of buying Paul Tremblay’s short story collection, don’t. It’s dire from start to finish, full of half-thought stories and stories that seem to have no point.

That’s simply not true. If it was, the whole of Northern Ireland would be struck down with kidney stones. Tea is not great for you if you have them, but it doesn’t cause them in everyone.

I have about 4 pints / 2ish litres each day, so I reckon I’m placed high on that list.

Snoop Dogg said he got 45k for a billion streams.

1. the balls are attached to the people, so you can’t really miss them if they’re naked whilst changing or in a shower. 2) I don’t have my own personal changing room, so other men will be there. 3) what?

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.