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Lockingpicking lawyer here…

But it can’t be gay unless fake. And it cant be fake because gay. Truly a paradox

Doubtful. I recognize the world is a shitty place so I had a surgery to prevent me from bringing more people into it.

To be clear, because somehow this was lost in translation, I wish it was as cut and dry as giving CPR to someone who needs it. But the world, again, is a shitty place.

Nah, some random persons life is not worth my freedom.

Make sure the planet didn’t have kids, they might take over the universe some day.

I am not a foot guy, but something about the way your feet are positioned is very aesthetically pleasing

But all of those are excuses?

A couple of comments on this one:

1. She is wet but it’s not raining nor is the ground wet

2. Assuming that’s sweat, it has a weird way of sticking to her body. I can’t tell exactly where I’m seeing it but it seems water cohesion is too high.

3. I have heard that current set-ups often have a hard time creating water because it always turns into cumshots. Maybe that’s why the cohesion seems so high?

4. That foot is fucked up

To be slightly pess rude and funny, there is no evidence to suggest a correlation. Just because two things are happening at the same time, you cannot assume they are related without some form of justifying evidence.

I argue this point all the time and no one ever likes it. In order to eternally prevent as much suffering as possible, we need to cause a vacuum decay event. Otherwise something is always going to evolve to take humans place and then we’re in the same shitty boat.

Edit: just realised you were saying that was bad, oof