Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]

Does Orthodox Judaism even allow women to become Rabbis? I’m pretty sure that’s the only kind Judaism recognized by Israel.

Dudes rock.

Given how shit cops are at aiming there’s a good chance it’s is an accidental woopsie. The fatal kind of accidental woopsie.

That’s right baybee, it’s gonna be Chris Pratt forever. None of us will ever escape Chris Pratt.

I’m sure stocking the ranks with antivax q-anon loving freaks won’t result in the next Jan 6 being a bloodbath.

Just turning Gaza into a giant fortnite map with an ever shrinking number of safe zones.

It was smoke detectors.

Knowing Wells Fargo her manager is probably complaining she didn’t have the decency to crawl into the dumpster out back before croaking. I bet they’ll bill her estate for the cleanup.