Futterbinger [he/him, they/them]

4. Shell bribes a Judge to appoint a private prosecutor to prosecute the Nigerian People’s Lawyer for spurious contempt of court charges.

Having a cop for a parent is child abuse.

Given the shoddy oversight of the shipping industry I’m not sure I’d trust some of the most unscrupulous capitalists with operating and maintaining nuclear vessels.

So easy in fact that some insurance companies won’t even open new policies on certain kias.

I’m voting for sexx tricker.

I give it like a year before we hear about these being planted along the US/Mexico border and baited with jugs of water.

Legs like Pete Neon.

Does anybody actually use little free libraries? The only thing I see stocked in them are cook books, airport pulp, and dogshit self help books.

Bellower from Banner Saga. Couldn’t do it.

This almost happened to some friends of mine while working at a summer camp in a heat wave. Luckily the food there is loaded with sodium so nothing serious happened. It’s a real tricky one because the early symptoms are similar to those of heat exhaustion.