Exactly!

They’re definitely speeding the process up in an exciting way

Oh absolutely, but it does do something that I’m not sure people realize: it normalizes the idea of a government agent holding the keys to all of your stuff.

The best part is that that’s just the tip of the iceberg really, the place where they got the samples of the zombie plague was bombed out with a 5th strain of said zombie plague that was from a bomb dropped by a kingdom of goblins that they helped 2 years ago. And by helped I mean they helped them found their kingdom.

They never asked the goblins what kind of kingdom they were going to make if they were given the Spell Forge rather than destroy it like the other factions wanted. The kingdom they were going to found turned out to be not a good place (shocker) and the goblins were able to restore the Spell Forge (and improve it) in their absence by cutting some deals with an evil god.

Basically The Great War is starting and the first domino was knocked over 2 years earlier and they didn’t even notice while they were adventuring across the country side. And they knocked over a few more as well.

This will also play into us busting into One Page Rules for some wargaming to see how things shake up.

I don’t know which faction is going to win but I know the world will never be the same after.

In terms of bad decisions the party has made this is definitely up there AND ties into some of their other bad decisions quite nicely.

It’s also going to solve a problem they’ve been ignoring by making it a different problem in terms of a near by area where a port city was conquered by a different crime lord who has declared themselves a new feudal lord and that that area is his.

The crime lord that they sold the zombie plagues to would rather see that port city in ruin than the hands of another, and he now has the tools to do so with as simple as a contaminated food shipment passing through the area.

I still love the fact that those TSA keys are all available online as 3D files and likely as metal as well

No magic wands‽

Truely a terrible place.

NGL I love this too

My fellow Americans, you need to reach out to your representatives to ask them to push for legislation to repeal the Comstock Act.

Remember, if it’s still on the books it’s just waiting to be used.

Don’t let it be used, push for it to get officially repealed.

NGL I didn’t even think of that lol

I was thinking that getting to know her better might give me the chance to grow my friend group bigger by getting to know some of her friends lol

Having her as a friend will be great that’s for sure (we’re planning to go rock climbing next weekend which will be awesome!)

The main bummer is having to go back to the Gauntlet to see if I can find a romantic partner.

That shit sucks so goddamned much.