Gustephan

Idk. Based on the number of fight scenes in that series that start with glistening men ripping off their clothes before fighting, I’d argue that kiryu at least has a kink for public indecency

Mine does that but only the 1-6 buttons. And like… if I’m being honest microwaving something for longer than 6 minutes is probably less than 1% of my total microwave usage, but it feels like the greatest injustice ever experienced by anybody when I have to press cook time then 8 0 0 to get my microwave to run for 8 minutes

Honestly I want to see him just start seal team 6ing the fuckers until they walk back this obviously fucked ruling. I’m not usually one for the stupid games stupid prizes cliche, but God damn is this clown court playing stupid games

I get it though. Like, I’m into dark chocolate myself, but beyond about 85% dark it gets to be a bit much for me. I’ve absolutely pretended to enjoy 99% before as to avoid embarrassing myself in front of friends who were kinda snobs about it though

I thought there was a rule about just adding every new plant species to brassica

Instructions unclear, dick caught in fence

I can’t remember which text it is, but it opens talking about a bunch of physicists studying stat mech then suck starting shotguns. Then it goes “and now it’s our turn to study statistical mechanics”

I also can’t believe a band whose name is a euphemism for semen would use such weird album art. Smhing my head

Funding goblins from elitist high society university decide that money is still more important than academic integrity. What a surprising development that nobody could have predicted

Quantum shitting through the n-th dimension