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Hupf

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Why not oil tankers?

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:-3

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Inb4 Blobby Volley: the MMORPG

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Let’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

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We’ve already established he has a stapler.

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I love that in this universe, the Dark Lord is canonically named Bob.

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Fear not, that’s why we deploy extra security software to these critical systems. It’s called Crowdsource or something.

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What about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?

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