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Mickey7

Mickey7@lemmy.world
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“choke the chicken”??

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If you are not in a poor cell reception area, I can’t imagine why anyone would still have a land line.

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I thought it said “Smegma” which is a natural, oily substance that accumulates under the foreskin in uncircumcised males and in the folds of the labia in females.

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Easy solution. Set up several Cum Pits in the bathroom. Allow the boys to shoot their jiz streams into the pit. Clean out the pit once a month

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Consider this a reminder to trim unsightly hair on your scrotum.

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In my area a few places I regularly visit have gone to 18% tip included. When they bring you the check they say an 18% tip is already included and all you have to do is sign the check. They are not looking for anything extra. I like this. I also appreciate that the bartenders and servers at these places tell you that the tip is already included. The worst are those that automatically include a tip but never tell you and unless you read it carefully you are tipping on the food and the already included tip

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I’d hit the custom button and leave my customary 20%. If course if they gave me any shit I would never return

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I guess I’m always fascinated how some people, not you, go to a group filled with jokes and just can’t laugh about it but must make an issue about it.

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who hasn’t had this happen to them more than once

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