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We need rogersimon. I miss his long stories that always ended with his dad beating him with a set of jumper cables.

Are they comin’ right round?

I remember this MTV commercial/bumper thing which had two punks sitting on a curb. The guy says, “Nobody likes me.” The girl says, “I like you Oliver.” He looks at her and says, “Nobody good likes me.” This reminds me of that.

Or be working for the Trump campaign. I think shame is not valued there.

That should be grounds for immediate disqualification. It won’t be because the previous one happened anyway even though there was ample warning.

From a porta potty: Here I sit Tired and dirty Trying to hide Until 4:30

Then multiply that figure by 10 or more. The state should be punished for that mistake and not want to make similar mistakes again.

Kid Rock is the human version of an above ground pool.

And they added Kevin Hart.

As long as he’s stating his theories, someone should bring up Melania and her supposed relationship with the Secret Service. I think unsubstantiated theories are valid in a world where “people are saying” is treated like fact.