OopsAllTwix

“Conservative firebrand”. I prefer “stupidity enthusiast”.

I went to a family event this weekend. I was offered a shot. I was ridiculed by several people. Alcohol almost killed me and I was in a coma for the entire summer of '21. They all knew this. It’s sad how socially acceptable alcohol is. I didn’t have the shot.

It has been called “brewing” before.

It would be shame if the heart attack was caused by being torn apart by a pack of wild dogs. I hope he doesn’t catch fire and there’s nobody around with a full bladder to put out the flames.

“You’re”

If you’ve seen Maximum Overdrive it’s not hard to belive at all. AC/DC does the score/soundtrack.

Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.

Nazi punks FUCK OFF!

Don’t want to pay taxes, but are fine with having a king. It’s almost like they’re full of shit.

We need rogersimon. I miss his long stories that always ended with his dad beating him with a set of jumper cables.