Which ones? The ones I get only have instructions for the whole bag or half the bag. I gotta figure out how not to burn them when I just want 10.

He also has a coke nail to open those pesky glass bottles.

He don’t have any luets, either. Just shields.

No, but I give pause to allow them to answer before I deliver said punchline. Comedy is 10% what you say, and 90% delivery and timing.

Dwarf Fortress.

Not just best indie game, but best game period.

That’s not untrue though… Putting rocks on your sound system could make the rocks vibrate against it and sound like utter shit.

Can’t necessarily make it dumb, but you can change how the smart works without buying a whole new TV by getting something like a Roku stick or any other device similar that runs on android that you can then hack/modify to run side loaded apps and such to get around the bullshit built into the TV.

Of course if you’re already planning on getting a new TV you could just get one that runs on Android already and do the same thing. Basically if it runs on Android, there are tons of tools to make it not suck all over GitHub.

Kids With Guns

It just reminds me of that animatronic alien from a certain I Think You Should Leave skit, so all I can think of for a caption is

“HER SISTER’S ADDICTED TO DRUGS! IS THAT BORING?!”

When VD is running, even if not running a game, it is streaming your desktop still.

Why? Without a connection to stream to it shouldn’t be doing shit. Note, I am talking about the VD Streamer app that runs on the PC, not the actual VR application itself. If the PC is running and the headset isn’t even turned on, the streamer is using a ton of system resources when it shouldn’t be doing anything.