QIZED

Well that’s just a blatantly unfair comparison. I tied up a lot of people without their consent in RDR2.

Don’t worry, I will tie up literally anyone who will let me.

Describing Bilbo “Motherfucking” Baggins, who set out on a very long journey with the express intention of burglaring a dragon, succeeded in that mission, had a casual chat with the, may I reiterate, DRAGON, along the way, walked away alive, and then played a direct role in murdering said dragon, as a “dragon attack survivor” is an interesting choice.