Shaleesh [she/her, comrade/them]

This guy has something good going on here, if they grilled the dog, added some swiss, and then grilled/toasted/panini-ed the whole thing it would be killer.

i was tired of cilantro tasting like soap and this was the easiest way to fuck around with my gene expression, the tits are a fringe benefit

One day, many years ago, I thought to myself “Hmm, if I’m going to become an adult soon, I aught to acclimate myself to the taste of black coffee” and I did. Many years later and cream and sugar taste off to me. Flavored coffee (as long as its whole bean, grinding my own has been a gamechanger!) and unsweetened flavors are a special treat every once in a while.

an identical self dirtying fleshlight so you can do that “one dude only tells lies and their door goes to hell” riddle but with your dick

i need a garlic press so if you can wish for one of those and hand it to me that would be swell

alas, at this point milenko can only grant him two fat bitches

Stovetop popcorn is relatively healthy, being somewhat high in fiber for a starchy snack. It’s pretty quick and easy to clean up, if you use a nonstick pot then all it takes is a little soap and a quick scrub and youre done. Super cheap too!

thanks for posting this, it reminded me to get off my ass and get back on the couch to 5k program i had abandoned for the zillionth time

WD-40 is actually a very poor lubricant and can gum stuff up. I use sewing machine oil for my appliances since it’s relatively cheap and I figure if its good for my typewriter then it must be good for just about everything else.

you have no idea how happy it makes me to see a Yurikuma reference in 2024 <3

fuck, this is badposting uhhhhhhhhhh