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Southloop [he/him]

Southloop@hexbear.net
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So, is this a “Last Starfighter” kinda deal or what’s up?

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Yes, important step. And make sure you project these feelings onto your shared underage Indian girlfriend.

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You can always back out of the commitment by having nebulously defined angry psychic space sex(?) with him before impact. By the time you hit atmosphere the asteroid should disappear.

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I remember in the very early days of the pandemic when leaving from a grocery run I caught sight of a guy walking in with his shirt pulled up and pinched over his nose the same way you do when your buddy farts on you in the car and you have to do something to keep from gagging. That’s about the point I considered we might be just a little doomed.

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Dungeons, Drag-ons and Skrives.

On a quest for the Funky Kobold Medina.

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I think “Lord of the Wings” takes the cake.

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