Lmfao so Alexander Boris DePfiffel Johnson has apparently found that his knock off Rowan Atkinson stand up character isn’t actually winning him all that many gigs speaking at private parties, even now that he can bill himself as “Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson”.

I hope he didn’t spend all that Russian money too quickly. Maybe when he’s circling the drain they’ll finally reveal that he was a paedophile all along, with a bastard child to an underage girl.

Was the squirrel already dead?

Unfortunately Labour seem ready to take advantage of many of the loopholes the Tories have established.

Surprise, surprise.

However I wish more people would be aware of clause 16 of the Rwanda deal, which says that the UK will accept vulnerable migrants from Rwanda in return.

The whole thing is a sham. Suella Braverman’s father fled Kenya during the Mao Mao uprising, because he was running one of the British concentration camps over there that people were dying in. Now, his daughter is looking to go back to Africa and set up a British concentration camp - all at the British taxpayer’s expense.

No, the Rwanda deal itself is theft. The British taxpayer pays for everything - we pay to house the migrants until the deal goes through. We pay to send them over there. We pay for the infrastructure there.

We pay for the vulnerable migrants Rwanda is sending us in return.

Meanwhile Suella Braverman gets to follow in her daddy’s footsteps and run a for-profit business in the form of a concentration camp in Africa. At the British taxpayer’s expense, of course.

They’ve definitely been planning on sending them there. That’s why they’ve been booking them in hotels instead of actually processing migrants and deporting or integrating them - they need a big stockpile of migrants to kickstart their new concentration camps.

TL;DR an MP accused him of accepting £550,000 from Russian state news organisation RT.

The banks probably can’t say anything for legal reasons. However the fact that it’s happening, and the fact that 7 banks have rejected him from opening a new account, strongly suggest it’s true.

He has every reason, because he’s under investigation. The banks (neither the one that closed his accounts nor the 7 others that refused to open for him) almost certainly can’t give details for legal reasons.

An MP accused him of accepting £550,000 from RT, so it likely has something to do with that, or perhaps something else they’ve uncovered.

Basically, watch this space, criminal charges may well follow.

Maybe not on specific contracts and who pays for what, however Article 16 of the Rwanda agreement explicitly states the UK will accept vulnerable migrants from Rwanda in return for sending migrants to Rwanda.

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