I call it humor.

Congrats, you’ve just experienced your first time “bombing” it’s something every aspiring comedian experiences. Write better jokes.

Yep, Texas is immune to satire because Texas itself is a parody of a state.

(Apologies to the reasonable people of Texas who may read this comment, there are lots of you, but I think we all know it’s a frustratingly accurate assessment of how the state is governed)

I thought it was kind of amusing that Matt Gaetz was the only republican that didn’t endorse that plan. But I looked it up and apparently he just so happened to be the only republican young enough to actually know who Sacha Baron Cohen is and recognize the whole thing was a set up. So he was just there to make himself look like “the reasonable one.” But it’s super depressing how many GOPers were quick to endorse a plan to arm kindergartners “to prevent school shootings.”

Why single out Musk?

Because the post is specifically about Starlink and most people are capable of understanding that limiting discussion to what’s relevant is not the same as “singling out” Musk.

At this point I think it’s good OPSEC to err on the side of caution and assume anything involving Musk is a security threat.

Well, I’m a big fan of the sciences so I spend a lot of time reading mander.xyz communities, subbed, I’ll contribute whenever I come across something relevant.

The Onion has been firing on all cylinders today.

Ah, I wasn’t aware of that community, thank you!

I hope I haven’t triggered you with my ignorance. Don’t want ya popping a blood vessel

Lmao I love it when someone gets mad on the internet and immediately starts accusing everyone else of being mad. You’re projecting on more screens than a Marvel movie right now.