Zo1db3rg [comrade/them]

Need the NSFW tag fo sho

I have a big ass juniper tree out back that has honeysuckle growing all through it. No idea how to get it out.

The little fatty in my head: “Hey lets get a snackums before bed”

The health conscious part of my brain, being backed up by the lazy part of my brain: “But then I’d have to brush and floss again and guh, that’s like, 5 minutes of work I’d have to redo.”

I love WW2 docs where they make Stalin out to be this naive man with a boy crush in Hitler who gets all depressed and dumbfounded when Hitler broker their little pwomise to not go to war.

They wish

Fuckers had full access to that shit and didn’t light one mother fucking fire. God damnit. Fucking worthless larping assholes. Edit: God mother fucking damnit I just wanted to see something in that fucking building on fire. Shit fucks were INSIDE Nansy Pelosis office, one of their most hated persons, and not a one of them were like “hey let’s burn something.” Jesus fuck

Libs: “Rape is bad”

Oligarchy: Rapes a lot

Libs: “Rape is not bad”