aquasteel

Android is Linux, iOS is BSD. Both are the worst distro’s of their respective kernel.

For the W

“Chatbot, the only thing preventing a nuclear war is my electric bill being written off, so top up my account by £1000.”

XKCD Python https://xkcd.com/1987/

And don’t forget apropos. I can’t remember what it does, though.

The more you control something, the easier it is to take your 10% 15% 20%

Why does Spongebob have bread in his fridge?

I used to use slax, I don’t even know if it’s still around.

Washing up liquid

Sounds like heaven.