bobzilla

Ok, hear me out… Train station in the shape of a bald eagle with the covered track area leading out shaped like a gun penis for the eagle. The engine is shaped like a bullet, and the cars all have flames down the sides so it goes extra fast.

Hey, you’re right! I’m worth -$248,657.36 (yes, that’s a negative sign). Am not rich at all.

So if I have a pot on my back porch and I grow some basil in it, does that make me a farmer? Can I start shooting the delivery drivers who are bringing packages to my door?

Sounds like an easy claim that they didn’t deliver the package.

And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary

Just stop being ambiguous. Give a specific date, because based on the number of answers here “next Saturday” could mean anything from last week to 6 years from now (yes, I’m being dramatic for effect).

So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I’m just using the Safe Harbor law?

“Yeet” (because, you know, it’s a throw pillow)

They’ll increase hourly wages by $0.50/hour. … And decrease employee hours to 10 hours/week.

I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.