chickenpotpi

Cant even play games on 60 fps 1080p low settings with previous gen hardware nowadays. Optimizing games? nahhhhh lets just use a upscaler instead and still wont even get 60.

it hurts pretty bad

Sometimes id rather use a cracked version of a game even if i own it, just so i dont have to deal with ubisoft’s, and EA’s horrible launchers. Unless the game gets actively updated or has multiplayer.

the cat is adding a exquisite flavour to your food free of charge.

history channel be like:

“I am quite prone to making bad decisions” - The Regrettable Hulk

you can use openasar for discord and it gives you the option to not update.

first of all its not really that fun, extremely over-hyped, leaves a bad lasting sensation, and last makes it really hard to use the bathroom afterwards.

“Hey, what were the measurements again?”

(In a southern accent) “Its about as long a 2 and half year old horses intestines.”

but happens when carrot big size big leaf is big and carrot leaf small not big small carrot? hmmm 🤔