computertoucher5000

Make sure said guide finds its way to LinkedIn and Medium.com please.

I’ve grown to love code even more later in life, even other people’s code.

You know what I hate?

Coding ceremonies (formerly known as “meetings”) that produce poorly defined/badly written acceptance criteria for code.

Will I need to explain this in the review?

I like this metric. Going to fork it if you don’t mind.

Iirc Tiddlywiki works similarly in that you can run an entire “wiki” in a single html file.

What you said: “It’s almost done”

What the PM heard: “It’s done”

What the business tells its clients: “It’s deployed and already servicing customers”

Convince me this isn’t just training someone’s pet algorithm the same way we’ve all been trained to accept training the CAPTCHAs.

WAKE UP COMPILERS (It is a fun game though)

I’ll take the paycheck.

Staring down the long barrel of this right now.

But don’t worry it’s just an MVP 🙄

I think where you messed up is trying to date other CS majors. True love comes from dating the Comparative Lit majors. And when that doesn’t work, accounting.

Coincidentally also works for career changes.

I got your next drink.