daddyrat

“Why are you wearing that kilt?”

“Because my balls won’t fit in pants”

Dizzy Gillespie. Way back in high school our school jazz band opened for Dizzy at a festival/contest. I was heading to the rehearsal room and saw our director chatting with him, and the director waved me over and introduced me. He said “Hey man, it’s cool to meet you” and shook my hand.

I died.

Honestly, yours is better. I was thinking of Shaq

MAGENTA!!!

It’s not juice - it’s a protein shthake!

Moonstruck. It’s like watching a home movie of our family reunion.

I’ll say no more…

Shun the non-believer!

I already nuked my Reddit account, but I didn’t notice a lot of chatter about all us Huge Caniacs going elsewhere before I did. We’ll just have to start somewhere… :)

Stopped using on June 30, deleted content. Nuked account on July 9 (10th cake day).

Need a replacement for r/xwingtmg and come October, hopefully c/anes will be as game day active as r/canes, but fuck Spez.