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If they wanted to help the democrats, they shot the wrong candidate

Read this as Detrained…

It sounded intense - I imagined a lone bylaw officer singlehandedly purging a train of hundreds of drugs users. I assume there would be kung fu

Weirdly The Most Infuriating Part Of This Story For Me Was The Twitter Post Someone Wrote Entirely Like This

Back when I lived around the 30th floor, I would turn on the tap and then wait 10 minutes for the hot water to arrive.

The trick was to wait until the people above you were having a shower, then it would already be hot.

I was working with a doc on an IT problem a few months ago… It was a mildy terrifying experience, I would never want someone so ignorant as my doctor.

Damn the Voyager app, no way to view link contents

Right pocket: moustache wax

Left pocket: moustache wax

(don’t worry, I’m jealous)

I feel like most people who would do this (males trying to seem “alpha”) probably wouldn’t be comfortable saying that, for whatever reason.

I dread the day when every thread on Lemmy defaults to a series of puns.

It does feel inevitable though, like some sort of internet entropy - eventually everything morphs into wordplay.