Where I live, it wouldn’t be normal for a gun to be around…

So, no return!

I grabbed it because that’s what I do and have always done.

It’s Twitter on tv.

tl;dr - Twitter vids on tv.

< username > stands up.

Checks out.

Does it come with a page of stamps? I’m fresh out.

The sheriff gets pwned, then?

I’m going to drop some 'shrooms and reread this because it might send me to some memorable Wonderlands.

Our parties aren’t fun, but they’re factual!

Straight vinegar? Perhaps. As a replacement for bleach and fabric softener diluted 50x?
Nope.