there’s no statue, but you’re close enough to the castle and that’s kind of close enough to a statue. you use your dung ball to draw a small weiner on the side of the building.

-1 small dung ball

you’re at dennis

you do find a sturdy looking stick, and you add that to your inventory.

+.25 atk while equipped

what’s frodo

you try again to convince the peasant to eat the dung ball.

they still don’t think it’s a very good idea. perhaps you could convince them?

they never actually took it sorry if i was misleading at all

there’s a bee hive nearby, which is arguably a slime in some respects.

the worker simply walks away. Do you follow them, or wish to do something else?

You rolled a 16.

You have managed to manifest “ye flask”. It is a flask adorned with the image of Kanye West. You have no idea what a flask nor what a kanye is.

you roll a 10.

you manage to find one of the workers tending to the exterior of the castle and hand them the dung ball, telling them to treasure this.

they ask you to leave the premises.