you introduce yourself to yourself and ask yourself about the zinc rock.

it didn’t taste great or anything. kinda like mud. but it made you feel slightly better.

unfortunately there’s not that much dung in this area, as you are right outside of the castle walls and someone cleans up any poop that shows up.

you do find a single rolled up ball from a dung beetle. the beetle is upset about this.

you have obtained 1x small dung ball.

the peasant you are sending these thoughts to think that this isn’t a good idea. What do you do?

you roll a 10.

you manage to find one of the workers tending to the exterior of the castle and hand them the dung ball, telling them to treasure this.

they ask you to leave the premises.

You rolled a 16.

You have managed to manifest “ye flask”. It is a flask adorned with the image of Kanye West. You have no idea what a flask nor what a kanye is.

the worker simply walks away. Do you follow them, or wish to do something else?

there’s a bee hive nearby, which is arguably a slime in some respects.

they never actually took it sorry if i was misleading at all

you try again to convince the peasant to eat the dung ball.

they still don’t think it’s a very good idea. perhaps you could convince them?

what’s frodo