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I’m not the original author:

Trebuchets are the most technologically advanced siege engines of all time, and are capable of hurling a 90kg stone over 300m using a counterweight.

With this in mind, we can perform the following calculations:

A 22TB WD Red Pro drive weighs 670g, with a maximum hurl weight of 90kg, trebuchet can hurl 134 drives at once, totalling 2,948 TB of data.

The average speed of a trebuchet projectile is 54m/s and the average size of an American ‘block’ is 100m. Lets presume 3 blocks to get our full trebuchets use (fuck you catapults).

It’ll take 5.5 seconds for the projectile to go from launch to dramatic landing, meaning a throughput of 536TB a second.

Therefore, trebuchets are the best transfer method.

Because the app is so packed with ads, you won’t be viewing any content anyways.

I had a conversation with a friend last night and he was talking about something Linux related and I accidentally contributed to the conversation. I immediately thought “god dammit Lemmy”.

You have already lost the argument as I’ve depicted myself as the Chad Wojak and you as the Virgin Soyjak.

This would be way funnier if the age was revealed at the end.

be me
balls deep in milf
guy catches me
drags me out of bed by my foot
cuts my dick with a knife
couldn’t walk for 2 years
0 yo

Just create a global object and stuff your variable in there. Now you have a global singleton and that’s not a purely bad practice :D

It’s a greentext so there’s no way any of this is real.

Why would you fake a greentext. This makes it even more hilarious because anyone can post on 4chan lmao

I mean his hand isn’t in his pants so that’s definitely not me.

GIRL stands for GIRL In Real Life.