illumrial

You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.

Monitoring and fostering a child’s emotions and development via play is mentally taxing. Playing Legos, although fun, isn’t exactly downtime.

Hell yeah this thing slaps.

I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.

I love this real life Space Dandy reference

If you look at beef you can have low resolution steaks.

Pipermakes has the best suits! I love her designs!

Criminality underrated game.

Defensive scowling has helped save my life against gigantic SUVs on more than one occasion. Did you know that road monsters cannot legally pulp you without your consent?

Ahhh yes a classic from an earlier time.