ilovededyoupiggy

Perfectly cromulent.

I do like my water to be well-cooked. Would you recommend this water cooker?

How are they picking restaurants where they’re not absolutely certain they’ll be welcomed?

I didn’t propose to my (now) wife until I already knew what the answer would be. These chucklefucks are out here not even doing the bare minimum due diligence. Just showing up and hoping for the best.

I would forego food to make sure my kids had glasses or contacts, sure.

I would not forego food so they could have elective surgery.

I can barely plan what I’m gonna wear today, and these guys figured out how their wheels would fail, when their wheels would fail, and how they’re gonna fix them, 25 years in advance, and on a different planet.

Never?

Over there.

Pour one out.

Thirded. Fork is great.

M-o-o-n, that spells Tom Cullen!