Stay strong people! We Most of us* survived the last Trump presidency, we got this.

God dammit, I hate that I have to upvote this. At least I’ll get my complementary handjob…

Like others have said, Red Rocks is a big part of it, but Colorado is also a bit of an island of civilization in the western part of the country. We’re surrounded by Wyoming, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, New Mexico, and Utah - which probably aren’t the states you think of first when you think of budding metropolises. So lots of events are held in Colorado that attract people from neighboring states.

Also, Denver International Airport is one of the busiest airports in the world since we’re a huge connection hub to the rest of the country. So it’s very easy to travel here.

He’s the guy known for threatening to rape boys on the internet.

That’ll have to do.

And yet he still managed to lose 25% of what he had.

On a somewhat related note, Crime Scene Cleaner is such an oddly relaxing, thought a bit gruesome, game.

I realize this is out of context, but what possible other context could there be? Lol

They made that joke on Weekend Update later in the show.