wait to see which one molded first. And there it was—your life partner!

Why should I pick some chump who’s gonna give up on me in the middle of the relationship. I want someone who’s gonna last, like Brie!

I know this is supposed to be a parody, but is it really?

yeah, most devils have fire and poison immunity. you’re gonna need a silver weapon or something that does holy damage

In all seriousness, no need to wait until the end, just flush after each turd. If it’s so monster, it’s gonna take a few times to get it all anyways

por que no los dos?

For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it’s just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.

Agreed, it’s already starting to climb out of the uncanny valley and it will only continue to get better. Within another 5~10 years I doubt most people will be able to distinguish it from something a real person created at all.

In this case though, I honestly wonder if anyone really cares if WotC or any other company uses it, considering any sane person avoids advertisements like the plague nowadays.

They think he’s gonna become a school shooter so they’re trying to give him reasons not to do it

Hey Akira Toriyama! Call me when you’re ready to work on the new gritty film noir reboot of DBZ!

you need need me me