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Not me because I order him to lift me up and carry me to the bathroom like a heavy pot of soup.

This is the high quality shit I want! Now I want to make my own irl pain sword of pain

Haha BE ANon

My bathroom is literally two feet away from my pallet bed and this is how drunkenly decimated my big toe on the corner of one of the splintery pallets.

Woke up with my foot glued to the blood-soaked blanket, and bloody footprints leading to the bathroom from half-consciously trying to rinse off my foot at another point in the night lol. Straight up looked like I’d murdered someone, I had no idea a toe could bleed that much.

BEES?

I know it’s a joke but these comments gave me a visceral reaction

Which Kardashian is this?

The palettes ARE the upgrade. Before that I had my mattress directly on the floor.

This whole time I thought anime/hentai girls had unrealistic physiques.