principalkohoutek [none/use name]

Tragedy of the gammons

Our ten year old Honda with 100k miles shit the bed cuz CVT transmissions are feeble. Love needing to take out a loan at 10% interest to pay over MSRP on a car that isn’t even in stock

Some states, such as California, have a “conservation corps” inspired by the new deal programs. Could be up your alley

How often were you eating peanut butter?

I can get an absolutely stuffed double corn tortilla “soycurl”(pollo asada style) taco for $3. Stacked full of soycurl, beans, and fajitas. Best deal in town.

Soycurl is basically tvp but not in a “ground beef” texture, closer to shredded or diced chicken. Seasoned up real nice

Well since you brought it up

Dissociated lefty was pretty spot on

Sorry to hear about his impending accidental death

Huh who knew it wasn’t fun to hang out floating over a 120° ocean

Heh, a similar but worse thing happened at the school district I worked in. The principal of a middle school arranged for his friend, a plainclothes officer to barge into a in-session teacher’s classroom demanding to know where [student name] is. Can’t remember if he had a gun, but I think he did. Class of middle schoolers terrified. The only reason anybody even heard about it is because the teacher, who was not informed beforehand, complained at the district council meeting. Nothing came of it.